Friday, November 4, 2011

The First Annual Wothism Breeders' Cup Preview (Part III)

Although everyone seems ready to hand the
Breeders' Cup Classic to UNCLE MO or
HAVRE DE GRACE, TO HONOR AND SERVE is my
pick in the sport's biggest race.
Well, Breeders' Cup Friday didn't go exactly as planned.

It started off perfectly with SECRET CIRCLE topping SHUMOOS for a nice $28 exacta winner, but it got ugly from there.

The Euros failed to fire in the Juvi Fillies Turf as STEPHANIE'S KITTEN got up to score, and then MUSICAL ROMANCE ran huge to win the F&M Sprint ahead of my bet, the second place SWITCH, quickly submarining my Pick 4 in the first leg.

The Juvi Fillies went basically according to plan ... other than the fact that I DID take a stand against MY MISS AURELIA, who won ahead of my bets of GRACE HALL and WEEMISSFRANKIE.

Then PERFECT SHIRL pulled another huge upset in the F&M Turf ahead of my bet NAHRAIN.

Finally, ROYAL DELTA reeled in my bet IT'S TRICKY despite the latter getting first run.

In short, I had the second place horse in the final four races. Sonofa ...

The First Annual Wothism Breeders' Cup Preview (Part II)

IT'S TRICKY is my pick to win
the Breeders' Cup Ladies' Classic.
It's finally here! Breeders' Cup Friday!

Armed with Brisnet's fantastic Breeders' Cup Handicapping package, I spent most of last night delving into the PPs.

We get six races today, all of varying intrigue. As a fan, I'm not tremendously excited about the juvenile races today ... but they offer some good betting opportunities. Each race has its own unique appeal.

Without further ado, here's your Breeders' Cup Friday rundown: 

Thursday, November 3, 2011

The First Annual Wothism Breeders' Cup Preview (Part I)

HAVRE DE GRACE hopes to become just the
second-ever filly to win the Breeders' Cup Classic.
I've been putting together an annual Kentucky Derby preview for the past three years now (and I finally a picked a winner this year with 20-1 ANIMAL KINGDOM), but this is the first year that I'm tackling on the Breeders' Cup.

Since this guide is primarily geared toward casual fans or even outright non-fans, I'd like to run through a few frequently asked questions about the Breeders' Cup:

Monday, October 31, 2011

Bill Barnwell Bothers Me

(NOTE: I wrote the following email to Grantland last week and shared it with a few friends, as well. They so delighted in it that I thought it apt to share with the public at-large.)

I'm sure Bill Barnwell is a fine and very intelligent individual. It's clear that he knows a great deal about football and has a solid understanding of statistics.

However, he appears to know very little about gambling and continues to make elementary mistakes while providing the public at-large with horrible advice.

Allow me to count the ways in his article from last Wednesday, Oct. 26: http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/7807/the-hedge-the-tease-and-the-life-of-the-nfl-bettor:

Friday, August 26, 2011

Charter's Customer Service is THE BEST

About a week ago, I contacted Charter Customer Service via their web chat in order to "re-up" my promotion with them. Although Charter is an awful company, we have a lot of TVs around the house and Charter is much, much cheaper than any of the alternatives due to the need for so many receivers with other providers.

Anyway, I had the following chat with them, which I found funny enough to copy and share with a number of my friends and family. Obviously, I'm kind of being an over-the-top, pompous "nice guy" throughout ... but the way it gets dished back to me is hilarious.

Due to the reaction from the friends and family I already shared this with, I figured I would post it publicly and allow others to enjoy the comedy. Here goes:

You have been connected to DAC Rio .
DAC Rio :  My name is DAC Rio. Thank you for contacting Charter Chat Sales, I’ll be taking care of you today! How can I help you?
Bob Wothe:  Good morning.
DAC Rio :  Morning.
Bob Wothe:  I'm currently a customer and have on my calendar that my current promotional pricing runs out next month, so I wanted to check to see what else Charter can offer.
DAC Rio :  I would be happy to see what we have going on right now.
DAC Rio :  To get started, may I have your full address including zip code or the account number to bring up your account?
Bob Wothe:  XXXXXXXXXXXX
DAC Rio :  Thank you very much for that information. Please bear with me just a moment.
DAC Rio :  Thanks Bob. If I may access your account, could I please have the security code (4 digit code found on upper right corner of your statement) or the PIN (4 or 5 digit code that you chose as a personal identifier when starting your services)?
Bob Wothe:  The account number is XXXXXXXXXXXX
DAC Rio :  Thank you.
DAC Rio :  Might I ask what you are currently doing for phone service?
Bob Wothe:  We do not have a home phone, nor are we truly interested in one.
DAC Rio :  Not a problem.
DAC Rio :  I deeply apologize for the inconvenience, but being in Charter's New Sales Department, I am unable to apply new sales codes to an account. Would it be alright for me to transfer you to a Specialist in our Customer Care Department so you will receive the most accurate assistance? They will be able to read through our chat transcript so you do not have to repeat yourself.
Bob Wothe:  Sure! Thank you.
DAC Rio :  My pleasure, one moment please.
DAC Rio has left the session.
Please wait while we find an agent from the CHAT - MDVL - RETENTION department to assist you.
All agents are currently busy. Please stand by.
You have been connected to TTM Rhonda .
TTM Rhonda :  Hello, my name is Rhonda. Welcome to Charter's Live Online Chat.
Please give me a few moments to review the chat notes and your account. Thank you.
Bob Wothe:  Good morning! Thank you.
TTM Rhonda :  I would be concerned with the billing also,
I will be more then happy to see what we can do with your bill.
TTM Rhonda :  Please hold while I check on this account. Thank you.
TTM Rhonda :  I have this promotion available.
TTM Rhonda :  Our $89.98 24 month price guarantee includes Digital Home (expanded basic and a box),
12 meg Internet, and wire maintenance. With this the price will not change on the package
for 2 years. Please keep in mind this does not include the Internet modem $7.00
or any of the extras that you may have on the account.
This does involve a service agreement, I will send you the terms
Bob Wothe:  That sounds like a good start. I don't think we'll need the wire maintenance, though, so we can take that off, but we do want to keep our DVR and HD service.
Bob Wothe:  (We also own our own modem, FYI.)
TTM Rhonda :  This is the plan as is.
TTM Rhonda :  No substitutions or changes.
Bob Wothe:  So we're being forced to pay for wire maintenance and can't get DVR or HD?
TTM Rhonda :  You asked for the plan and this is the plan.
Bob Wothe:  I appreciate that.
Bob Wothe:  I'm just looking for clarification: Can we keep our DVR and HD?
TTM Rhonda :  Yes. you can.
Bob Wothe:  But we can't remove the wire maintenance, correct?
TTM Rhonda :  correct.
Bob Wothe:  Very good, thank you. So, we'd be paying $89.98 for the expanded basic + Internet + wire maintenance. What would the total monthly charges come to, then, if have DVR and HD as extras?
TTM Rhonda :  This information can be found on page 3 of your bill.
Bob Wothe:  Oh, I'm sorry, I don't have that in front of me. Could you please assist me with that?
TTM Rhonda :  89.98 + 15.00 (DVR) + 10.00 sportsview
TTM Rhonda :  But you supplied your account number.
TTM Rhonda :  Before taxes and fees.
Bob Wothe:  I'm OK with dumping the sportsview to save $10/month.
Bob Wothe:  Is there no longer an HD charge?
TTM Rhonda :  As long as you have the DVR HD will be free.
Bob Wothe:  Oh, very nice.
TTM Rhonda :  This is also on page 3 of your bill.
TTM Rhonda :  You have not been paying for it.
Bob Wothe:  So, $89.98 + $15 for the DVR = $104.98 per month before taxes and fees
TTM Rhonda :  Yes.
Bob Wothe:  And that's good for 24 months? No early cancellation fees would apply?
TTM Rhonda :  Here are the terms.
TTM Rhonda :  1. You have selected the Charter Bundle Package with the 24–month Price Guarantee.
2. You agree to subscribe to the entire package and make timely payments for 24 months beginning on the first day
you receive High Speed Internet service under this offer.
3. If you cancel ALL OR PART of this package you will be subject to an early termination fee of up to $150 during
the two year service agreement and the price guarantee discount will no longer apply.
The early termination fee will decrease by $5 for each month you have successfully fulfilled the agreement.
4. Fees for additional services, EQUIPMENT, and installation may apply.
5. Charter’s standard service terms and conditions also apply.
6. After the 24-month period expires, standard rates apply.
7. This Package is offered with Charter's standard 30-Day Money Back Guarantee.
TTM Rhonda :  I have set up the 24 month guarantee as you requested. You will need to be called to go through the 3rd party
verification. Please be advised that if this is not complete, you will be charged the regular monthly rate for all services.
Bob Wothe:  Wow, I'm not interested in that if there's an early termination fee.
TTM Rhonda :  Is there anything else I can help you with?
Bob Wothe:  Yes, I'm not interested in a package with an early termination fee.
Bob Wothe:  What other options are there?
TTM Rhonda :  Ten dollars of cable and ten dollars off Internet. This will be for 6 months to a year promotion.
Bob Wothe:  Ten dollars off of what price?
TTM Rhonda :  The regular price of those services.
TTM Rhonda :  $59.99 cable.
Bob Wothe:  What is the regular price of those services?
TTM Rhonda :  $44.99 Internet.
TTM Rhonda :  Would you like that promotion?
TTM Rhonda :  Would you like to go to billing?
Bob Wothe:  No, you're being very helpful, thank you.
TTM Rhonda :  Is there anything else I can help you with?
Bob Wothe:  So, really, I'd be paying $49.99 for cable and $34.99 for internet, which comes out to $84.98. And there's no early termination on that, correct? And then I'd include the $15 DVR for a total price of $99.98, yes?
TTM Rhonda :  Is this what you would like me to add to your account?
Bob Wothe:  If what I stated above is accurate, yes please!
TTM Rhonda :  Please hold while I set up these promotions.
TTM Rhonda :  sportsview for $10.00 will be on the total amount.
TTM Rhonda :  And HD ultraview for $5.00.
Bob Wothe:  I thought there wasn't an HD charge if I have a DVR?
Bob Wothe:  And I'm OK with removing the sportsview tier.
TTM Rhonda :  There isn't.
TTM Rhonda :  to make this change will be a onetime fee of $1.99.
Bob Wothe:  Wait, what change?
TTM Rhonda :  [10:31:01] Bob Wothe: So, really, I'd be paying $49.99 for cable and $34.99 for internet, which comes out to $84.98. And there's no early termination on that, correct? And then I'd include the $15 DVR for a total price of $99.98, yes?
TTM Rhonda :  [10:31:37] TTM Rhonda : Is this what you would like me to add to your account?
[10:32:04] Bob Wothe: If what I stated above is accurate, yes please!
TTM Rhonda :  [10:34:33] Bob Wothe: And I'm OK with removing the sportsview tier.
Bob Wothe:  Is there an easy place to locate what's on the Sportsview and Ultraview tiers?
TTM Rhonda :  please hold.
Bob Wothe:  Nevermind, I found it. You can remove Sports View and Ultraview.
TTM Rhonda :  300 Fox Soccer

301 Fox College Sports - Atlantic

302 Fox College Sports - Central

303 Fox College Sports - Pacific

304 ESPNews

305 Fuel TV

306 CBS Sports Network

307 Mav TV

309 The Sportsman Channel

310 ESPN U

311 Outdoor Channel

312 ESPN Classic

313 The Tennis Channel

314 World Fishing Network

321 BTN - Extra1

322 BTN - Extra2
Bob Wothe:  Thank you.
Bob Wothe:  So, yes, as previously stated, I'm on board with paying $49.99 for cable and $34.99 for internet, which comes out to $84.98. And then I'd include the $15 DVR for a total price of $99.98.
Bob Wothe:  And is that a 6 month or 12 month promotion, then?
TTM Rhonda :  12 months. Your new billing will be $101.13 before taxes and fees for the next year.
TTM Rhonda :  Is there anything else I can help you with?
Bob Wothe:  Perfect. Thank you for your assistance.
Bob Wothe:  And there's no change fee then, correct?
TTM Rhonda :  [10:34:53] TTM Rhonda : to make this change will be a onetime fee of $1.99.
TTM Rhonda :  [10:34:53] TTM Rhonda : to make this change will be a onetime fee of $1.99.
TTM Rhonda :  Is there anything else I can help you with?
Bob Wothe:  I would appreciate it if you could waive that change fee, please.
TTM Rhonda :  I made a change to your account and it is $1.99.
Bob Wothe:  Could you please waive it?
TTM Rhonda :  • A standard Change of Service fee applies to all* No Truck/Office Only upgrades, downgrades, and sidegrades.
• Agents must inform the customer of the one-time transaction fee related to administrative costs associated with any upgrade, downgrade, or sidegrade of services
Bob Wothe:  In the past, agents have waived this fee for me. Could you please do the same?
TTM Rhonda :  Please read the policy as stated above.
TTM Rhonda :  Is there anything else I can help you with?
Bob Wothe:  I understand; I just have had the fee waived in the past and would appreciate it if you could do the same.
TTM Rhonda :  [10:45:51] TTM Rhonda : • A standard Change of Service fee applies to all* No Truck/Office Only upgrades, downgrades, and sidegrades.
• Agents must inform the customer of the one-time transaction fee related to administrative costs associated with any upgrade, downgrade, or sidegrade of services
Bob Wothe:  OK, I see that you're not budging.
TTM Rhonda :  I cannot budge, I have a policy to follow. You did make changes to your account.
Bob Wothe:  Anyway, last question, I promise: How do we get from $49.99 for cable + $34.99 for internet + $15 for DVR, which equals $99.98, to $101.13 per month?
TTM Rhonda :  TV tax of 1.16
TTM Rhonda :  Is there anything else I can help you with?
Bob Wothe:  That will do. Thank you for your time and patience. You have a wonderful day, now.
TTM Rhonda :  I will notate your account of our chat today about your services. Thank you for entrusting me with your concerns.
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

A treatise on my health (or lack thereof)

Because it's kind of becoming a pain to explain it to everyone individually.

Here's the short version:

I have syringomyelia (also known as syringohydromyelia). You can read more about it here if you'd like, or you can just take me at my word when I say it's a cavity in my spinal cord that is filled with brain fluid. As a possible cause or result of this condition, I also have six bulging or protruding discs and some bone spurs in my neck.

After a battery of tests that included an EMG on my right arm and MRI's on my brain, neck and spine, I am now heading to see a neurosurgeon at the UW Hospital in Madison.

Now here's the long version:

Ever since I was in high school, I've had some sort of right wrist pain. I always chalked it up to frequent computer use and assumed I had carpal tunnel.

In the past few years, it has gotten worse. While my wrist had always been the primary source of pain, my right fingers and hand have gotten very stiff and painful, and my forearm got to the point where it constantly throbbed. It got bad enough at some point last year that I bought a wrist brace to wear at night, and I frequently even wear it around the house during the day.

Still, I never really thought much of it. The only thing that really crossed my mind was, "Eh, I have carpal tunnel. That sucks, but I'm not going to pay for surgery, so what's the difference?"

Anyway, Clara was born in January, so it didn't take long for us to hit our insurance deductible. Since I haven't had a physical since 2007 and the prevailing thought is that you ought to get two physicals in your 20s, I scheduled one in June with a physician I'd never met before.  
Of course, I mentioned that I had hand/wrist/forearm pain and that I figured I had carpal tunnel. The doctor quickly shot down that notion due to the location of the pain. He folded and bent my arm in a few different directions, tapping on my arm all the while. When he folded it back toward me, my fingers felt kind of numb. He asked if they were numb, I responded in the affirmative, and I was diagnosed: Ulnar nerve entrapment.

I was a little bit confused because it didn't explain my forearm pain at all -- it's a totally different nerve that runs through my forearm where the pain is. That said, he recommended some physical therapy, and I started that in mid-June. Initially, I thought it was helping. Although my forearm was becoming more sore, I thought the wrist and fingers were a bit more limber if not less painful.

However, whatever progress I thought I was making disappeared fairly quickly. By my seventh appointment or so, my pain was way up -- I had started describing the pain as a "3 or 4" and had shot up to a "6 or 7." My right hand grip strength, which had started weak at 75 pounds (the male average for the dominant hand is 110 pounds, and my left hand was 100 pounds), was down to 65 pounds.  
My forearm was atrophying.

My physical therapist asked another therapist what she thought I ought to do, and her recommendation was to contact my doctor and get referred to a physiatrist for an EMG to test the nerves in my arm.

I wasn't thrilled about this, but hey -- I figured it was progress toward nailing down the problem.

So I went to see the physiatrist -- Dr. Walby -- on July 22.

I described my symptoms and she immediately shook off the ulnar nerve entrapment diagnosis. This was no surprise.

I was surprised, though, when I left her office a few hours later without getting an EMG. Instead, I had an order for an MRI of my brain and neck. If she had to guess that day, her diagnosis would have been a brain tumor!

I had to wait 10 relatively nerve-racking days just to get the MRI, and then it was four more days to get the results.

As it turned out, I did not have a brain tumor. (Whew.) I was just happy that it wasn't the worst-case scenario.

Instead, I was shown MRI pictures showing something strange running down the middle of my spinal cord. As it turned out, this was syringohydromyelia (again, a.k.a. syringomyelia). I also was shown six bulging or protruding discs in my neck and upper back.

Anyway, as Dr. Walby explained it at the time, my symptoms were probably being caused by some combination of these two things -- the pressure from the syringomyelia pushing outward and the pressure from the discs pinching down on the nerves as they protruded.

Still, again, this was generally good news. It sure beat a brain tumor. That's not even close to the end of the story, though, because I needed another MRI, this time on my T-spine, to determine how deep the syringomyelia went -- the brain/neck MRI set only showed down to my T-2 vertebrae, and it went at least that far. They also wanted to look for anything -- like a tumor, again -- that might be causing it.

I didn't have to wait as long for the MRI this time -- only three days -- but in the meantime, I was prescribed a painkiller (Tramadol) to dull the pain. I also did some research on syringomyelia.

Syringomyelia is pretty rare -- only 8.4 cases per 100,000 people. Most of these cases are a result of something called Chiari malformation, which is essentially where the bony space at the rear of the skull is smaller than normal and brain tissue actually gets pushed downward into the spine.

I, however, do not have Chiari malformation. With that ruled out, the other possibilities are that it's caused by genetics (highly unlikely), a tumor (unlikely), nothing (idiopathic -- somewhat likely), or trauma (most likely).

In my case, trauma is most likely because, well, I have the upper back and neck of a 60-year-old. Those six bulging or protruding discs in my neck and upper back, along with the handful of bone spurs in my neck, are unlikely to have come from nothing. Whether it was a lifetime of football, a baseball to the back of the head, or screwing around in the ocean in Australia, I can think of a fair number of trauma events to my head and neck that could have easily been the start of all this. I've never thought I have any particular neck or back pain, but pain is a funny thing -- you just get used to a lot of things. I can't believe the pain I feel, for instance, when the painkillers I'm now on wear off.

Anyway, after the MRI, I had to wait eight more days to get back into my doctor while wondering if I had a tumor in my back.

Fortunately, the result was, once again, no tumor. As for the syrinx (the term for a fluid-filled cavity within the spinal cord), while syringomyelia comes in all different shapes and sizes, my particular case extends all the way down my spine to my T-12 vertebrae and is about 1-2 mm.

Dr. Walby finally gave me the EMG I never got a month ago, and as she initially suspected, it came up clean. As of 5 p.m. yesterday (Aug. 16), the plan was to wait until November to get another MRI to see if it the syrinx was changing in any fashion. That would determine, theoretically, if they would operate on it to stop it from doing any more damage, or if they would continue to just keep an eye on it and medicate me to relieve some of the pain.

This approach was frustrating, but I understood why she was taking it. Depending on what you read or who you talk to, syringomyelia is either not a huge deal or completely life-changing. Some people have syringomyelia forever and never even notice it. However, when you have symptoms like I do, it's more toward the completely life-changing end of the spectrum.

Anyway, I also mentioned at the appointment yesterday that I've been having some additional symptoms in the past week or so. I've been frequently dizzy -- which isn't necessarily a surprise since it's a common side-effect of Tramadol -- but I've also had a lot of twitching muscles all over my body. Probably like anyone else, I've gotten twitches and minor spasms occasionally throughout my life, but in the past 3-4 days especially, something is twitching literally every couple of minutes.

My doctor seemed somewhat perturbed by these reports, and said she would run them by the neurologist at Agnesian after I left. She thought the neurologist at Agnesian might want to see me in the interim (before the November MRI) or even run some diagnostic tests right away.

Well, my doctor and the neurologist reviewed all of my symptoms and MRIs once more. As it turned out, they both advised that I ought to go ahead right away and get a surgical opinion on it from a neurosurgeon at the UW Hospital in Madison.

The nurse reported that instead of the bulging discs being evidence of trauma that may have caused the syringomyelia, the neurologist posited that they could be bulging because of the outward pressure the syrinx is applying from inside my spinal cord.

Anyway, it's obviously all guesswork, and you could certainly take this as either good or bad news. From my perspective, I think it's good news because we're taking active steps to solve the problem now rather than taking a wait-and-see approach. The worst part, so far, is that I was told I can't lift more than 50 pounds. I'm not yet sure if I'm going to abide by that or not.

That brings us to the here and now. I'm not yet sure of when my appointment with Dr. Robert Dempsey at the UW Hospital will be -- didn't get a call back from the clinic yet -- but hopefully it's not too far down the road.

At this point, my understanding is that the operation would insert a shunt in the back of my skull that would drain the brain fluid into my abdominal cavity. Dr. Walby has been making this sound like a fairly simple operation, and in some ways I guess it is, but I'm also reading that you have to lie flat on your back for 24 hours following the operation. Even after that, it appears that you're stuck in the hospital for 3-7 days afterward! Great!

Other possible surgical options would appear to consist of some sort of decompression, but that hasn't been mentioned yet. If Dr. Dempsey decides not to operate at this point -- and that's still certainly a possibility because these shunts carry plenty of risks with infections and blockages -- my understanding is that they would basically just keep me on a steady cocktail of drugs and a steady diet of MRIs to make sure nothing is changing. 

So, that's that. You can still feel free to ask questions ... I've just grown weary of telling that entire story to each new person that finds out.

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

The Wothism Belmont Preview

These hounds would approve of
my pick to win the Belmont Stakes.
Once again, we enter the Belmont Stakes without a Triple Crown on the line.

Fret not, though: This is the most legitimately exciting Belmont Stakes since at least 2008 -- when a Triple Crown was on the line for Big Brown -- and, quite honestly, even longer than that.

The lack of quality in that field was such that it was almost deemed a foregone conclusion that Big Brown would win it. There was a buzz like there is around any potential Triple Crown winner, but it was far from a big showdown situation.

It's actually the first year since 2005 that the Derby and Preakness winners have met in the Belmont. It's absolutely great for racing to have this type of "rubber match." A Triple Crown on the line is far better, for sure -- people tune in just to "not miss it" -- but in terms of those actually interested in the racing itself, this field has the highest quality depth I can recall competing in the Belmont for quite some time. Eight horses that ran in the Derby -- including the top seven finishers -- are in this field. They're not all great horses, but they're all pretty darn interesting.

At the very least, it's about 100 times better than last year's field ... which was unfortunately when I decided to attend the Belmont Stakes. Gah.

Anyway, down to brass tacks:

The Belmont is not unlike the Derby in that it is further than any of these horses have ever run before, but it's also certainly further than any of them will run again. In today's racing world, it's a true dinosaur of a race. At 12 furlongs (1.5 miles), it is, as one Daily Racing Form writer put it, 6 furlongs + 6 furlongs. In other words, twice the distance of the most "normal" race in North America today.

I would posit that it doesn't take a special horse to win the Belmont as much as it takes a "different" horse -- a horse that is bred differently than most horses are these days. Speed is king in modern-day racing, and the stamina to get 1.5 miles is simply not in the DNA of most top-flight horses these days.

So, examining any distance limitations in the pedigree is paramount. That's one key theme.

Another key theme is that Belmont is a weird track. For one thing, it's ENORMOUS and has long turns, but it also is known as BIG SANDY for its high sand content. Some horses love this and some horses can't stand this. So the other "big picture" item we'll take into account is the past success/failure of horses who have run or worked out on this track.

Finally, we have to upgrade horses that are close to -- but not on -- the pace. It seems almost counter-intuitive -- that horses who run their best late in races should love the extra distance to "catch" the frontrunners -- but that's usually not the case. Instead, they've usually used up more of their energy just to "keep up" earlier in the race, so they lack that big closing kick they're able to display in shorter races. Take the following stats from the Daily Racing Form:


"• From 1979 to 1991, if your horse was in front after the opening mile, it was better than a 50-50 proposition to hold on. Seven of 13 winners fit that profile, including Conquistador Cielo, Swale and Danzig Connection – three of Woody Stephens’s five consecutive Belmont winners from 1982-86.

• Since then, however, only two of the last 19 winners led after a mile – Point Given (2001), probably the best modern-day horse not to win a Triple Crown, and Da’ Tara (2008), who wired the field as the rank outsider while 3-10 favorite Big Brown was eased."

So, if we can find it as we look through the 12-horse field, we're looking for a horse that has run well at Belmont, shouldn't mind the 12 furlong distance, and has shown the proclivity for rating just off the pace.


1. MASTER OF HOUNDS (10-1): My knee-jerk reaction is that this is the horse to bet on in this race. Put in a better-than-it-looks fifth-place finish in the Derby and has a pedigree similar to Animal Kingdom's in that he should be able to run all day -- the dam is from Great Britain and had an average winning distance of 10.6 furlongs, while the sire was Kingmambo, whose average winning distance was 8.5 furlongs. The question marks are: 1. How much does taking three trips across the Atlantic in less than six weeks drain a horse? 2. How will he take to the Belmont track? This is still a horse that ultimately figures to be better on turf, but he got over it just fine at the Derby. He did show the ability to sit right off the pace in the UAE Derby two starts back, so I'm not worried about him being too far back. I'm worried it's going to be a "trendy" pick and therefore get bet down, but he's still definitely under serious consideration.

2. STAY THIRSTY (20-1): I'm a little surprised they wheeled STAY THIRSTY back out for this one, but I guess when you spend $500,000 on a horse, you want to give it every opportunity to prove that it was worth the investment. Coming off a flat Florida Derby effort, I thought he offered some value in the 25-1 or 30-1 range for the Kentucky Derby. He never got close to that, thankfully, and I saved some money as the 17-1 shot ran an uninspired 12th. At this point, I'm inclined to say he's just not good enough, but on the other hand, he still is well-bred and he has been ripping it up at Belmont. Four furlongs in 47.4 was good for 2/72 on May 22, and he then went 6 furlongs in a blistering 1:12 on for 1/4 on May 29 and 5 furlongs in 1:00.4 for 3/15 on June 5. He was second in his lone start -- his first ever -- at Belmont last July. He might actually really like this track. Worthy of consideration.

3.  RULER ON ICE (20-1): Third in a better-than-it-looked Sunland Derby wasn't bad, but a second-place finish in a $50,000 stakes race at Pimlico the last-out was kind of embarrassing. I'm not quite sure why this horse is here, especially given the lack of pedigree (AWD of 6.7 and 6.6, respectively) and a lifetime high speed fig of 93. Hard to justify putting any money down on this one.

4. SANTIVA (15-1): I liked SANTIVA in the Derby and he ran reasonably well, finish sixth 5.5 lengths back of ANIMAL KINGDOM. Like NEHRO, he has taken a break since. The pedigree bodes well (ADW of 8.5 and 7.3) and I still like his mid-pack style/ability to rate. He beat Astrology, who ran a strong third in the Preakness, last November. As I mentioned in AK's writeup, if you put stock into horses that look strong after the wire, SANTIVA wanted more in the Derby as he was gaining at the end. (Again, I don't, but ... ) I do wonder at this point if he's just a good -- not great -- horse. But at 15-1 and up -- which I think it will be due to the bigger names in this race -- he looks good.

5.  BRILLIANT SPEED (15-1): His connections thought a seventh-place finish in the Derby was worthy of giving him another shot in the Belmont. I don't. This is still a turf horse. A couple Belmont workouts have resulted in times of 1:00 (third of eight at the distance) and 1:03 (third of three). Not too impressive. His one race on the Belmont main track was his first, where he put up a speed fig of 74 and finished fourth. The pedigree is the one plus here, but that's not enough.

6.  NEHRO (7-2): Trendy pick in the Derby figures to be a trendy pick again, but I still say this horse isn't a winner. He's been second in three straight races to Pants On Fire, Archarcharch and Animal Kingdom. Not much shame in the second-place run against AK, but the other two are questionable. He'll be overbet and his 4 furlong work of 50.8 seconds was 30/33 at the distance on June 6. Makes me wonder. On the other hand, he'll be fresher than many of his main competitors. The pedigree suggests this distance won't be too bad, but AK is a much, much better bet than Nehro at this point.

7.  MONZON (30-1): I'm just scratching my head. This horse has been sixth, fifth and sixth in three graded stakes starts, and now he's in the final leg of the Triple Crown. Best speed fig was 95 in his last-out (at Belmont in the Peter Pan), but seeing as how it was a sixth-place finish, it's hard to give much credit for that. Definite pass.

8. PRIME CUT (15-1): Ran third here in the Peter Pan last out, so that's a plus. 2-2-2 in 7 lifetime starts is solid enough. Sold for $475,000 back in 2009, so the breeding is there. I think he'll like this distance less than many others, though, and he hasn't shown that he can beat the best yet -- Alternation is a fine horse that decided to pass on the Belmont, so there's not much shame there, but he was also beaten by Derby Kitten in the Lexington. If you want to take a shot in the dark with a longer odds horse, you could do worse.

9. ANIMAL KINGDOM (2-1): As it turned out, a slow break and a slow pace in the Preakness (after that blistering first quarter, I was still f'ing right about the pace being slow!) ultimately did Animal Kingdom in. Some people like to think it matters if a horse that's closing passes another horse after the wire -- as if that shows the measure of willingness or "how much the horse has left" -- and if you're one of those people, you won't like that Animal Kingdom never did pass Shackleford. I am not, however -- the jockeys are pulling up, the horses know the race is over ... so what's the difference? Anyway, this is the type of "different" horse that I was talking about. With German blood on the dam's side and Brazilian on the sire's side, this horse should be able to run all day. The average winning distance for the sire was 7 furlongs -- not great, but OK -- and the dam was 10.5 furlongs -- really, really great. In his one workout at Belmont, he turned in a bullet of :47.6 seconds, so the track doesn't seem to bother him at all. His run in the Preakness says otherwise, but he was midpack in most races before that (including 12th of 20 at the Derby). A very deserving favorite.

10. MUCHO MACHO MAN (10-1): If MMM was going to win a Triple Crown race, it was going to be the Preakness. However, he lost a shoe (AGAIN!) and finished sixth. This horse is also making me scratch my head. Why run him again? His pedigree suggests that this is much too far for him, and as well as he ran in the Derby, he still has only won two of 10 lifetime starts. That said, his lone work on the Belmont main track was 5 furlongs in :59.4, which was best of 15 at the distance. Still, at 10-1, I can find better uses for my money.

11. ISN'T HE PERFECT (50-1): But ... but ... why is this horse here?!? Finished ninth in the Preakness ... and that was after he got this comment from me before the race: "Amazingly irrelevant. I'm not sure why he's here. He hasn't finished better than fifth in three graded races. Figures to sit mid-pack and just hang out there for the whole race. I would be absolutely floored if this horse won." Obviously, this horse is not worthy of anything.

12. SHACKLEFORD (9-2): It's not that a frontrunner can't win this race -- as the stats show, that was actually a big advantage for a time. It's that I'm not sure THIS frontrunner can win this race. He has such heart and that race he ran in the Preakness was simply inspiring, but his pedigree indicates this is going to be a tough distance for him. I do believe he'll get SOME pressure on the lead from PRIME CUT, so it's not going to be the walk in the park that the Preakness ultimately was. That said, even if it is, I don't think Animal Kingdom will be as far back as he was last time. Shackleford won't get away with holding off Animal Kingdom, a horse that was 14 lengths back at the first call in the Preakness. And he's going to have to hold it longer. Trainer Dale Romans says Shackleford has a "high cruising speed," which, if true, would make him an idea Belmont candidate. I just think, based on the pedigree, the way he dropped off in the Derby is indicative of what will happen in the Belmont. Especially in this race, with so many reasonably solid horses around, you have to make some tough decisions to avoid betting the whole bunch. I can't advise a bet on Shackleford at anywhere under 8-1.

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I have a good bit of distaste for a number of horses in this field.

At this point, I'm considering:

MASTER OF HOUNDS
STAY THIRSTY
SANTIVA
PRIME CUT
ANIMAL KINGDOM

Could maybe consider:

SHACKLEFORD

Per usual, here's my tiered breakdown of where I expect horses to be:

FIRST TIER: SHACKLEFORD, PRIME CUT

SECOND TIER: MASTER OF HOUNDS, STAY THIRSTY, MUCHO MACHO MAN, NEHRO, SANTIVA

THIRD TIER: RULER ON ICE, ANIMAL KINGDOM

FOURTH TIER: BRILLIANT SPEED, ISN'T HE PERFECT, MONZON

SHACKLEFORD, breaking from Post 12, will be sent hard to get that early lead. There's literally no other true early speed in the race, BUT ... since PRIME CUT is breaking from Post 8 and SHACKLEFORD will be breaking down hard inside, PRIME CUT almost has no choice but to go with him. PRIME CUT is not an on-the-lead horse, but he's a right-there horse -- he has never been further back than two lengths at the first call. Unless he wants to jump SHACKLEFORD's heels, I think he gets sent hard enough to keep SHACKLEFORD off of the rail entering the first turn.

MASTER OF HOUNDS, NEHRO and ANIMAL KINGDOM have all shown tactical speed in their races, and I think NEHRO will roughly duplicate his Derby race -- press the pace from about three lenghts off of it. ANIMAL KINGDOM will not be as far back this time out. I would be downright shocked if he is. Everything I saw in the Preakness and everything I hear from Graham Motion about it being a "tactical" race tells me he'll be closer up -- more mid-pack, six lengths off like he was in the Derby. MASTER OF HOUNDS remains the toughest to figure, but his UAE Derby race was run nearly on the lead throughout and I expect his connections to also send him a bit harder than the Derby, when he was eight lengths back at the second call. Breaking from the rail will also necessitate a bit more early speed.

As they turn for home, SHACKLEFORD and PRIME CUT continue to battle it out. SHACKLEFORD should ultimately put PRIME CUT away, though, but neither of these horses has the ability to get the distance.

As he did in the Derby, NEHRO is the first to strike the front, but MASTER OF HOUNDS looms large behind him on the outside. MUCHO MACHO MAN is out of gas and fades. SANTIVA and STAY THIRSTY stay on steadily but don't have the run that MASTER OF HOUNDS does.

Meanwhile, it's ANIMAL KINGDOM moving the best of all. With less than a furlong to go, MASTER OF HOUNDS passes NEHRO and only has to hold off ANIMAL KINGDOM for 100 more yards to win the Belmont Stakes. 

It's tight at the wire. ANIMAL KINGDOM was flying but MASTER OF HOUNDS showed no signs of letting up. In the end, it is ANIMAL KINGDOM by a nose to claim two of the Triple Crown's three legs. MASTER OF HOUNDS is second.

In the other races, I felt like I had some semblance of the order they'd come home in. This time ... it's just a mess. I can't see SHACKLEFORD completely falling apart, but there are a lot of pressers that I like in this race. Here's my stab at it:

ANIMAL KINGDOM, MASTER OF HOUNDS, NEHRO, SHACKLEFORD, SANTIVA, STAY THIRSTY, BRILLIANT SPEED, PRIME CUT, MUCHO MACHO MAN, MONZON, RULER ON ICE, ISN'T HE PERFECT

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Now, ALL OF THAT SAID ... I would only be betting ANIMAL KINGDOM AT 2/1 to finance my other bets. I like him, I like his connections, I think he's a great fit for this race ... but 2/1 doesn't offer much value here. A lot of things can go wrong.

CURRENTLY WORTHY OF WIN BETS:

MASTER OF HOUNDS (10-1)

POTENTIALLY WORTHY:
SHACKLEFORD (NEED 8-1)
ANIMAL KINGDOM (NEED 4-1)
SANTIVA (NEED 18-1)
STAY THIRSTY (NEED 24-1)
PRIME CUT (NEED 30-1)

HORSES I WON'T BET:
NEHRO
BRILLIANT SPEED
MUCHO MACHO MAN
MONZON
RULER ON ICE
ISN'T HE PERFECT

And that's it. As with my other previews, I will likely update at a later date below.

Good luck!

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UPDATE 6/11, 3:50 P.M.: I am AMAZED that SHACKLEFORD is up at 9-1. Especially on a sloppy or even muddy going, that is a massive, massive overlay. OK, maybe not massive, but it's a great bet. Far better, in fact, than my "pick" to win in Master of Hounds at 9-2. That's just silly. I don't like hardly any of these horses on a sloppy going, but SHACKLEFORD is one that figures to benefit from it -- not only because of his Tomlinson figure of 419 (a figure that measures a horse's likely success on mud and the best in the field) -- but also because of his front-running style: generally, this helps frontrunners as speed carries better.

He also won't have to deal with mud in his face, which is a big question mark for other horses in this field.

Really, this sloppy/muddy going just MUDDIES things up entirely. MUCHO MACHO MAN is the only one that figures to really "get better" on the mud, but I never liked him to begin with and I still don't see it. MONZON figures to be about the same, but yeah -- don't see that one, either. I think NEHRO gets a major downgrade in the slop, so I'm actively betting against him in every possible way.

BRILLIANT SPEED should also be mostly unaffected on the slop, but he's a hard one to like, too, especially at the same price as SHACKLEFORD.

SANTIVA might be worthy of a slight upgrade on the slop -- he ran third in his only start on an off track, and that was his first race ever. Ditto on STAY THIRSTY -- he was second on an off track in his first start and figures to not be tremendously worse.

A sloppy track is bad news for ANIMAL KINGDOM and MASTER OF HOUNDS. It works against them in every possible way. I can't bet either of them at this point.

Based on current odds, my final plays will be:

SHACKLEFORD 8-1
SANTIVA 13-1
STAY THIRSTY 15-1

Thursday, May 19, 2011

The Wothism Preakness Preview

Animal Kingdom was one of my top three picks in the
Kentucky Derby two weeks ago. Will he be a pick again?
I should have gloated more.

After ANIMAL KINGDOM won the Kentucky Derby at 20-1 as one of my top three picks, I should have been trumpeting my prowess at this game.

But it felt a bit hollow. Even though I had correctly called ANIMAL KINGDOM, SOLDAT was my top pick, and he floundered late despite a perfect trip to finish outside of the top 10.

Oh well. The Preakness field was drawn yesterday and I have another chance to prove just how intelligent I am. Here we go:

Many people try to say that the Preakness is SO MUCH different than the Kentucky Derby. It's really not that different. The Derby is perceived as SO CHALLENGING for horses who have never run 1 1/4 miles in their lives. The Preakness is indeed shorter ... but only one-half furlong shorter. It's still 1 3/16 miles. It's still further than most of these horses have run before, and it's still further than many will ever run again.

The other comment overplayed comment about the Preakness compared to the the Derby is that the turns at Pimlico are tighter than the turns at Churchill Downs. Not true. They SEEM tighter because there's less banking (aka wide trips are harder on horses because their speed wants to carry them out wider), but they're actually not tighter turns.

So we WILL downgrade outside posts and horses that will have wider trips, but not much. It's just an extra thought in the back of our minds as we look at the 14 horses in the field one-by-one.

NOTE: This will not be nearly as long as the Derby preview. You can all thank me later.

1. Astrology (15-1 ML): Interesting in the sense that there's a pattern of steady improvement this year. His first start off the layoff produced a 93 speed fig and his second produced a 98. The Preakness average winning speed fig is 107, but that's not a huge jump to take for a three-year-old. Having the rail and early speed could be huge. Should love the distance. Beat TO HONOR AND SERVE, perhaps a better horse than any other in this field, in a maiden race last summer. Hasn't finished worse than second in races at more than a mile and appears classy enough. Interesting prospect at 15-1.

2. Norman Asbjornson (30-1 ML): Finished second in the Gotham to Stay Thirsty before finishing fourth in the Wood this year. Speed fig left something to be desired in each (91/92), and now he's off a pretty big layoff. Don't think the distance fits. Breeding is pretty underwhelming. Definite pass.

3. King Congie (20-1 ML): Ah, another turf horse trying the dirt. He finished third in the Blue Grass behind Derby also-rans BRILLIANT SPEED and TWINSPIRED, but we're throwing that race out, anyway. Beyond that, he's won three turf races (ended up third in one due to disqualification). Distance could be an issue. Class could be an issue. Performance is a definite issue. No thanks.

4. Flashpoint (20-1 ML): This horse could be a legendary sprinter or miler one day, but this is probably too much for him. He's actually the top-ranked horse in the Brisnet's Prime Power Ranking (a composite ranking the horses in the field from top-to-bottom), but he faded late in the Florida Derby in his only try at more than a mile. He's now off a layoff since that race on April 3, and it's hard to believe he'll be fit enough to finish this longer race out.

5. Shackleford (12-1 ML): I won't be able to pass him up, but I'm hearing that he doesn't look nearly as good as he did before the Derby. He has no works since then, which certainly isn't a surprise -- needs the rest -- but it's worrisome. On the other hand, running half a furlong less would seem to be just what this horse needed in the Derby -- he didn't give way to NEHRO or ANIMAL KINGDOM until pretty darn late. The other way to look at it, of course, is that he has never been able to hold off late runners in any graded race ... but I won't take that chance. SHACKLEFORD will be on my radar.

6. Sway Away (15-1 ML): Of the horses coming out of the Arkansas Derby in this race, this wouldn't be my pick. He did post a 103 speed fig at 7 furlongs in his debut this year, but was sixth in the Rebel and then fourth in the Ark. Derby. He did have a bit of trouble in both races, though, so this is one to keep an eye on. A quick early pace would be useful for this one. More on how SWAY AWAY fits in this race later.

7. Midnight Interlude (15-1 ML): Some really interesting thoughts on this horse's inclusion in the race. Either it's trainer Bob Baffert's ego or the horse really simply did not like Churchill Downs. Word on the street is that MIDNIGHT INTERLUDE is doing much better now that he's no longer at Churchill, but even so, I'm not sure he seems worthy here. Even if you throw the 16th-place finish at the Derby out, there are only three maiden races and a second-place finish a narrow win in a weak Santa Anita Derby to go on. Too many questions on this one.

8. Dance City (12-1): A horse with early speed who I would like more if not for SHACKLEFORD's presence. Distance should be OK, breeding is good, a reluctant third-place finish in the Arkansas Derby was good, a May 15 workout was great ... there's not a whole lot to not like. On the other hand, even if going off at 30-1 (which I bet) in the Ark. Derby was too high, this field is much stronger than that one. Does 12-1 make sense after being 30-1 in a worse field? Interesting horse but questionable value.

9. Mucho Macho Man (6-1): I was hoping that NEHRO would enter because I would feel more comfortable fading him as the second or third choice than I do MUCHO MACHO MAN. There's the sense that this horse is only going to keep improving as he's not even 3 years old yet, and an improvement off of the third-place Derby finish would probably put him in the winner's circle here. The 102 speed fig he put up there was pretty good for a horse running off a pretty lengthy layoff, so the question now is if he'll bounce off of that huge effort (regress) or continue on that trajectory. Off of his previous two layoffs, he had promising results: improving from a 97 speed fig to a 101 speed fig in the first set, and improving from a fourth-place finish to a first-place finish in the second. And yet ... I don't know. This horse seems to have a case of not-quite-good-enough. The best horse he beat to win a race was SANTIVA. That's not a terrible horse, but he finished sixth in the Derby and isn't here today. I think others are probably better, but this is a major player, regardless.

10. Dialed In (9-2): Ugh, these outside posts are giving me a headache. My initial reaction to this line was, "OH BABY, GIMME SOME DIALED IN!" And then I thought ... "WAIT A MINUTE. I THOUGHT HE WAS WAY OVERVALUED IN THE DERBY, AND NOW I WANT TO BET HIM AT 9-2?" Like MIDNIGHT INTERLUDE, there are two lines of thinking for this horse. The first is that he's not as good as was advertised before the Derby, and that he's only running because he's eligible for a $5.5 million bonus if he wins (thanks to his previous Florida Derby win). The second is that his trainer, Nick Zito, never wanted to win the Florida Derby in the first place -- $5.5 million is a lot of ching, and this race was the one he was aiming for. In fact, those that believe the second line of thinking believe that he USED THE KENTUCKY DERBY AS A PREP RACE. An interesting line of thinking, to be sure. I'm going to say no. If he was really aiming at the Preakness, why even run a grueling race like the Derby two weeks prior. There were other options. Additionally, lots of horses win both legs of the Triple Crown, so there's no reason to not take both seriously. He was no doubt a victim of the slow early going in the Derby, and he certainly did close with aplomb from well-back. If the pace is really fast here, he could win ... but I'll stay away again. Other folks are saying he just looks flat-out sore, so I'll go back to what I said in the Derby preview: "In (his) three wins, the pace after half a mile was 45.4 seconds, 46.2 and 46.2. In the loss, which came against much lesser competition, the pace after half a mile was 49.4 seconds. As previously stated, I think this race will have a pretty blistering early pace, so the fractions will almost certainly be closer to 46 than 49. However, even with fast early fractions (half mile in 46.2), DIALED IN was barely able to overtake front running longshot SHACKLEFORD in the Florida Derby win. I like SHACKLEFORD a lot and Gulfstream Park (where the Florida Derby is contested) favors frontrunners, but that makes you wonder just how good DIALED IN actually is."

11. Animal Kingdom (2-1): After popping off a 105 speed fig and winning the Kentucky Derby in impressive fashion, ANIMAL KINGDOM is a deserving favorite. He closed on leaders that really "shouldn't" have been closed on due to the slow early fractions. He has one of the most likable trainers in the game. And, man, I would be beyond happy if he wins again and we have another potential Triple Crown winner. But at 2-1, I absolutely can not include him as worthy of a bet. 2-1 implies that he will win this race once in three runnings. With at least five other pretty darn good horses and 14 animals total, that's a pretty big leap of faith. I think ANIMAL KINGDOM is good ... I'm still not sure that he's great. Everyone wants to bet on the potential of greatness in this race. I want to, but I won't.

12. Isn't He Perfect (30-1): Amazingly irrelevant. I'm not sure why he's here. He hasn't finished better than fifth in three graded races. Figures to sit mid-pack and just hang out there for the whole race. I would be absolutely floored if this horse won.

13. Concealed Identity (30-1): Probably the least well-bred horse in the field, but at least this one has a fairly strong history of four wins in eight starts. Of course, all of his races have come against fairly poor competition. This is also a hometown favorite-type horse with all of his races to date having come in Maryland. In five non-graded stakes races, he has won two and finished out of the money in three others. Did post a 96 in his last start and has gone 92-89-94-92-96, but it's hard to imagine this one winning.

14. Mr. Commons (20-1): This is the only horse above 15-1 on the morning line that I think might have some chance. That said, his breeding is fairly suspect, and I think the distance might be a bit much. On the other hand, his trainer, John Shirrefs, is really quite averse to shipping horses out of his homebase in California, so there's the idea that he really thinks Mr. Commons has a chance. But ... no. He's on the outside, which is doubly bad, and I'd be surprised if he wasn't pressing the pace from be wide throughout. I'm tossing this one, as well.

Lots of carnage in my picks for this race. I'm crossing out a good bit of the field straight away.

The horses I'm considering at this point are:

ASTROLOGY
SHACKLEFORD
SWAY AWAY
DANCE CITY
MUCHO MACHO MAN
DIALED IN

I'll add the caveat that if ANIMAL KINGDOM were to be sent off at above 3-1, I'd take a piece of that.

Anyway, here's how I expect the race to play out:

FIRST TIER: DANCE CITY, FLASHPOINT, SHACKLEFORD

SECOND TIER: ASTROLOGY, MR. COMMONS

THIRD TIER: MUCHO MACHO MAN, NORMAN ABJORNSON, CONCEALED IDENTITY, MIDNIGHT INTERLUDE, ISN'T HE PERFECT

FOURTH TIER: ANIMAL KINGDOM, KING CONGIE, SWAY AWAY, DIALED IN

The expected pace duel never arose in the Derby, and I frankly think it's less likely to happen in this race.

SHACKLEFORD has been a stone-cold frontrunner in his last two races and I don't expect that to change. DANCE CITY and FLASHPOINT will provide some semblance of pressure, but I don't think FLASHPOINT, in particular, wants to go out too hard -- if he's going to have any hope at the end, it'll have to be a slow pace. I'll call for a first half-mile of :47.4 -- not as slow as the Derby's :48.6, but still pretty leisurely. The one wild card in all of this is how ASTROLOGY breaks from the rail -- he's going to want to break sharply, but not so sharply that he heads out to the lead. If that happens, I would expect SHACKLEFORD to press him hard and that could lead into a bit of a meltdown situation up top. I don't think it's likely, but you never know.

One other note on the tiers in general: After the poor showing from DIALED IN in the Derby, I would expect him to be closer up today and really try to stay right with ANIMAL KINGDOM.

Anyway, as the field hits the top of the stretch, I see FLASHPOINT falling away as SHACKLEFORD and DANCE CITY press on. ASTROLOGY and MUCHO MACHO MAN loom large in behind them, and SWAY AWAY is coming through near the fence while ANIMAL KINGDOM and DIALED IN are moving almost as one around the outside of the pack.

SWAY AWAY encounters some trouble, though, and he's essentially done. ANIMAL KINGDOM and DIALED IN are closing nicely, but they're still well-back of SHACKLEFORD, who puts away DANCE CITY with a furlong to go.

SHACKLEFORD is far from in the clear, though, as he's tackled by ASTROLOGY and MUCHO MACHO MAN. These three battle heads apart as DIALED IN and ANIMAL KINGDOM continue to close.

With 100 yards to go, SHACKLEFORD gives way. ASTROLOGY and MUCHO MACHO MAN are noses apart as the line approaches. Meanwhile, the crowd roars as ANIMAL KINGDOM is getting the best of DIALED IN as these two continue to close from just a few lengths back.

ASTROLOGY is edging clear of MUCHO MACHO MAN, but just barely. Meanwhile, it's ANIMAL KINGDOM a neck ahead of DIALED IN as these four approach the wire.

It's too close to call at the line. ASTROLOGY and ANIMAL KINGDOM finish noses apart, while MUCHO MACHO MAN and DIALED IN weren't much more than a neck back of those two.

In the end, it's ASTROLOGY edging ANIMAL KINGDOM, with MUCHO MACHO MAN third and DIALED IN fourth.

In closing:

HORSES CURRENTLY WORTHY OF WIN BETS:
ASTROLOGY 15-1 ML

POTENTIALLY WORTHY:
SHACKLEFORD 15-1 ML
DANCE CITY 12-1 ML (NEED 20-1)
DIALED IN (NEED 6-1)
ANIMAL KINGDOM (NEED 4-1)
MUCHO MACHO MAN (NEED 10-1)
SWAY AWAY (NEED 15-1)

HORSES I WON'T BET:
NORMAN ABJORNSON
KING CONGIE
FLASHPOINT
MIDNIGHT INTERLUDE
ISN'T HE PERFECT
CONCEALED IDENTITY
MR. COMMONS

And that's that. Frankly, I wouldn't be at all surprised if any of the top 7 horses won this race. Somehow, even with five less horses, this race seems tougher to handicap than the Derby.

I have a definite feeling that ANIMAL KINDOM or DIALED IN will be hard-pressed to catch whoever emerges out of the top five or six horses early. Routes at Pimlico are won in the middle part of the race. It's going to be tough for late horses, no doubt.

I'm still praying for a Triple Crown, and I think ANIMAL KINGDOM is extremely well-suited to winning the Belmont Stakes should he get this one. He's just going to be up against a slow pace and a speed-favoring racetrack that will make continuing his quest past Saturday will take something really special.

UPDATE 5/21/11: Everyone and their mother seems to believe that this is actually going to be a relatively fast pace. In fact, I was reconsidering that I might be downright wrong with my take until I saw Jerry Bailey give the same take that I had -- mid-47 seconds. He sees roughly the same race shape as I do, with the exception being that FLASHPOINT will go straight to the front and SHACKLEFORD will be the horse off the pace.
I don't know that I agree there -- despite claims to the contrary, SHACKLEFORD seems to be a need-the-lead type -- and if FLASHPOINT does go straight to the front, then I think we do have the speed meltdown that everyone is calling for.

As another point: we're only four races in, but every race (including a turf race, so we can disregard that one) has been won from off the pace. DIALED IN and ANIMAL KINGDOM are looking better and better.

If I'm taking a stand against one horse today, it's MIDNIGHT INTERLUDE. Bob Baffert is still saying he expects much better, but I see little to no chance of this horse competing. If he does, I'll be hurting by 6 p.m.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Wothism Kentucky Derby Preview

Soldat is my pick to win The Run for the Roses this year.
Welcome to the third annual Wothism Kentucky Derby Preview. I like to tell myself that the preview just keeps getting better with each passing year, but the truth is probably that it just keeps getting longer without adding any real substance.

The truth is, however, that I've learned a lot in these three years. In the past year alone, I've read a handful of handicapping books and nearly ended up giving my daughter the middle name "Zenyatta" (yes, her name would be Clara Zenyatta Wothe if Zenyatta had gotten past Blame in the Breeders’ Cup Classic last November). I watch as many stakes races as I can, and I watch far more bottom barrel races than I care to admit.

As for the horses in this year's Kentucky Derby, I've known about most of them since they debuted last summer or fall. I've seen the majority of them run live multiple times, and I've watched replays of the few I haven't.

All of which is a short way to say that I FEEL like I should have a fairly good grasp on these horses and what they're capable of.

And all of which is a short way to say that I probably don't.

In fact, my increased knowledge probably only serves to make this preview harder to read for others. I'll talk about speed figures and pace and rating and splits and it will absolutely confuse most of the people who read this. So, in an effort to combat that, allow me to give a brief overview of SPEED FIGURES, PACE and WEATHER:

SPEED FIGURES: There are a few different sources for speed figures, but I use BRISnet's numbers. Speed figures exist to represent how fast a horse ran in a given race based upon how fast all other races at that track were run that day. Confused yet? Well, they exist because running one mile in 1:36 might actually be more impressive than running one mile in 1:35 depending on the track. For instance, Animal Kingdom won a race at Turfway Park at 1 1/8 miles in a time of 1:52 and received a speed figure of 97. Meanwhile, at Santa Anita, Anthony's Cross (a horse that ultimately didn't make the trip for the Derby) won a race at 1 1/8 miles in a time of 1:48. Yet Anthony's Cross had a speed figure of just 93! How can this be? Well, the Turfway track is just that much slower than Santa Anita. Speed figures allow us to account for the fact that some tracks are faster or slower than others on given days or all days depending on what the track consists of, how hot or cold it is, etc. The caveat with these figures is that they can sometimes be controversial (different methods for calculating them exist and don't always paint the same picture) and overemphasized by the public, but they give you at least a reasonable idea of how a horse performs on a race to race basis. The average winning speed figure in the Kentucky Derby is 107, which is in elite territory. To really over generalize, anything above 100 is great. 90-99 is good. 80-89 is OK. 70-79 is below average, and below 70 is generally garbage.

PACE: You may have heard the expression, "Pace makes the race." As it pertains to horse racing, we're talking mainly about early speed -- which will get to the front first, and how fast will they run for the first half of the race? Think of it this way: Imagine you have a friend who is a great sprinter and will always beat you in a 100 meter dash. But by yourselves, this same friend's best mile time is 9 minutes, whereas you can run it in 8 minutes. So you challenge your friend to a mile race. If you keep pressing his pace -- in other words, forcing him to continue to run fractions of two minutes per quarter mile -- he's going to wear out, and you'll eventually pass him around the 3/4 mile mark. However, if you lay back and let him run each fraction at 2:15, meaning that you've still got ground to make up at that 3/4 mile mark ... you're screwed. You're not going to outsprint your friend to the finish line. The same concept applies in horse racing. If you let a fast horse get away with an easy lead ... you're screwed. That fast horse will get to the lead, and then his jockey will pull him back to keep his lead within a length of the next horse -- the slower the better. That forces the horse to save his energy for the stretch run, and if he can save enough -- if nobody's pushing him along -- he's going to win. So, if there are a lot of fast horses in the race vying for the lead, that usually means one thing: they're all going to wear themselves out! Finally, I'll mention the opening quarter mile and half mile times often. Use the following as a frame of reference on a fast track: For the first quarter mile in a race at 1 1/4 miles, 22 seconds is blazingly/suicidally fast, 23 seconds is pretty quick, 24 seconds is probably slightly on the slow side, and 25 seconds would be pretty darn slow. For the half at 1 1/4 miles, 45 seconds would be ridiculously fast, 46 is quick/grueling, 47-48 is rather neutral and 48+ is pretty slow. Fast early splits favor closers, and slow early splits favor frontrunners.

WEATHER: Do I really need to define weather for you? In this case, yes. The Derby is fairly like to come up with a wet track on Saturday, and there are a few tools to handicap such a possibility. One is Tomlinson figures, which "rate a horse's off-track potential based on progeny of the sire and maternal grandsire. The higher the number, the better. A rating of 320+ means the horse merits further consideration as one that could run particularly well over a wet track."

Based on the Tomlinson figures, there are quite a few horses you could reasonably upgrade if it's raining in Louisville. Twice The Appeal is best in the field at 423, and he's followed by Uncle Mo at 419, Shackleford at 418, Mucho Macho Man at 415, Soldat at 407 and Watch Me Go at 402.

The lowest ranked runners in the field are Animal Kingdom at 260, Decisive Moment at 262, and Comma to the Top at 305.

All others are sandwiched between 398 (Archarcharch) and 334 (Master of Hounds).

Another way of approaching the weather is to use BRISnet's pedigree ratings to compare a horse's past performances on a fast track to what they might do on a wet track. Using this approach ...

Horses expected to improve on a west track are: Mucho Macho Man

Horses expected to fall off at least slightly are: ArchArchArch, Twice The Appeal, Decisive Moment, Dialed In, Derby Kitten, Twinspired, Master of Hounds, Santiva, Shackleford, Midnight Interlude, Animal Kingdom, Nehro, Watch Me Go

All others are expected to be no better or worse.

So, as you can see, this is far from an exact science. BRISnet would expect Twice The Appeal, the best Tomlinson-rated horse and a horse that has already won his only race on a wet track, to actually not do as well on an off track as he would on a fast track.

And just when you might be ready to throw out Animal Kingdom, note that some people expect him to improve on a wet track due to the clay content of the Churchill Downs strip giving off less kickback (which could be a problem on dry dirt) when it's wet. Yeesh.

All that considered, I would upgrade/downgrade horses on a make on a wet track as follows. If they're not mentioned, I either don't think they're necessarily better or worse on one or the other or I simply don't know.

Upgrade: Soldat, Mucho Macho Man, Pants On Fire, Stay Thirsty and Shackleford

Downgrade: Nehro, Santiva, Master of Hounds, Derby Kitten, Dialed In

So, keep all of that in the back of your mind as you read on. And, if the track comes up fast, forget about this portion entirely.

OK, enough of that. I'll sum up how I think the race will play out at the end, so if you want to skip the horse-by-horse breakdown, start scrolling. And scroll some more. And keep scrolling. Because this is LONG.

The one note I will make now about the complexion of this race is this: There are a number of horses in this race who seem to be unable to win from more than a length or two off the pace -- in other words, they're essentially NEED THE LEAD types. My belief is that there will be a number of horses gunning for that early lead, which would seem to indicate a pretty good possibility of a pace meltdown, not too unlike the Breeders' Cup Classic last year where four horses went nuts on the lead and all ran each other into the ground. So, keep that in mind as I break down the contestants.

FINALLY, before I get started: I opted to use odds from thegreek.com first (which are probably more accurate due to the fact that they have at least been determined through somewhat of a marketplace as opposed to one man's opinion) followed by the morning line. So, Archarcharch is 16-1 at Greek and 10-1 on the morning line.

Here we go:

1. Archarcharch (16-1/10-1): One of the few horses that should love the distance, ARCHARCHARCH has probably the perfect running style. He has won from close up and far back, so he should offer a fair amount of versatility. In three graded stakes tries, he has two wins and one third. The one subpar speed fig -- a 69 -- on his resume can be thrown out due to some dense fog that makes you question why they were even racing. Other than that, he's went 89-96-93-98-99. This is a game horse that seems to be on the uptick. There are two question marks. The first is the post position: Last year, the favorite, LOOKIN’ AT LUCKY, got hammered around as the rest of the field crashed over on him to get to the rail. ARCHARCHARCH probably won't try to be as forwardly placed, so that might help, but the one hole is pretty darn tough. The other big question I have is if ARCHARCHARCH is capable of the greatness that winning a Kentucky Derby requires. We know he's a solid horse, but that's all he may be -- he may lack that special IT factor. He's bred well enough, but he just hasn't submitted any eye-popping performances. Still, I can't find anything wrong here. I won't be betting him to win at this price, but he could round out some exotics.

2. Brilliant Speed (30-1/30-1): This horse won the Bluegrass on April 16, but man, that race was a joke. It played out like a turf race -- :50.2 for the first half mile -- and considering that BRILLIANT SPEED has made five of his eight career starts on turf, that's probably why he won it. He's bred for turf and is only in the Derby due to it being the Derby. The 97 speed fig in the Bluegrass was nice, but his only two actual dirt starts yielded speed figs of 74 and 60, which resulted in well-beaten 4th and 7th place finishes. This is one I feel pretty darn comfortable throwing out altogether.

3. Twice the Appeal (40-1/20-1): It took this horse SEVEN tries before he won a race. That’s a pretty bad sign. In his three-year-old season, though, he has two firsts and one second, all on dirt. That’s a pretty bad sign. In his three-year-old season, though, he has two firsts and one second, all on dirt. That’s more than you can say for many of the horses in this field. HOWEVER, the competition was surely the worst of any horse in the field. If the competition in the Derby is like the NFL, then the competition that most horses faced was like the SEC ... and TWICE THE APPEAL was playing Sun Belt teams. Or something like that. It's a huge class jump, and just because you can beat the Florida Atlantic's and Middle Tennessee's of the world does not mean you can beat the Florida's and Tennessee's. That's basically what you're looking at with TWICE THE APPEAL. The speed figs aren't great, but they do show steady improvement since he finally won -- 86-88-86-95 -- so you can make the argument that he's capable if he runs his best race. He has a favorable running style for the Derby, as he's rallied from fourth or worse in all of his wins. And the X factor for this horse is that Calvin Borel has the mount. Borel, as even  my grandma knows, is the master of the Kentucky Derby. He has won three of the last four runnings of the Derby, including with MINE THAT BIRD in 2009. Both MTB and TWICE THE APPEAL came out of the Sunland Derby, a generally overlooked prep race. But TWICE THE APPEAL actually WON that race, while MTB finished fourth. Believe it or not, though, that's exactly why I won't bet TWICE THE APPEAL. The public knows Borel and will overbet him. I would bet that, as the morning line indicates, this closes under 30-1 simply due to the Borel factor. And so an intriguing longshot will lose all of its value.

4. Stay Thirsty (22-1/20-1): Horse racing is a funny game. When Mike Repole dished out $500,000 to buy STAY THIRSTY in Feb. 2010, he thought he was buying the next Derby winner. The only other horses that were purchased for more than $200,000 were UNCLE MO and DIALED IN ... you know, the two favorites. STAY THIRSTY even has the same trainer as UNCLE MO: supertrainer Todd Pletcher. He's regally bred by BERNARDINI and has the finest trainer money can buy. And somehow he's been totally average. Two wins and two seconds in six starts isn't bad, but his flop in the Florida Derby was pretty pathetic -- a 7th place finish and an 82 speed fig. He was also an even 5th at last year's BC Juvenile, and considering that those two races are the most indicative of the competition he'll face in the Derby, it's hard to believe he'll become the first horse since 1957 to finish worse than fourth in his final Derby prep to win the Roses. On the other hand, he has the pedigree. He should love the distance. He rallied from 4th to win the Gotham over TOBY'S CORNER. He has been working extremely well at Churchill Downs in the past week. I'm not sure I like it in the 20-1 range, but STAY THIRSTY could be an interesting longshot at 25-1 or 30-1.

5. Decisive Moment (60-1/30-1): A speedball who figures to go out for the early lead and not much else. If COMMA TO THE TOP doesn’t drive him into the ground by the half mile, another horse will run by him after that. DECISIVE MOMENT did run a solid second in the Spiral, but that was on the fake stuff. His most Derby-like race to date was the Risen Star, where he finished fifth, well-beaten by MUCHO MACHO MAN and SANTIVA. I don’t see how he belongs in this field at all.

6. Comma to the Top (30-1/30-1): I took a chance on a horse like this last year -- CONVEYANCE. Like CONVEYANCE, COMMA TO THE TOP will almost absolutely make the lead early and set a blistering pace. CONVEYANCE led at the midway point, and even at the 3/4 mile mark. And then he fell apart. COMMA TO THE TOP sure appears to be the exact same kind of horse, and he is 100 percent bred for sprint races. On top of that, quite frankly, COMMA TO THE TOP isn't even that well-bred in the grand scheme of things. COMMA TO THE TOP has shown some grit in past races and might have a BIT more fight in him than CONVEYANCE, but seeing as how he was stopping badly in the Santa Anita at 1 1/8, I see absolutely no way he gets 1 1/4.

7. Pants On Fire (35-1/20-1): At first glance, PANTS ON FIRE seems rather overlooked to me. He beat NEHRO and MUCHO MACHO MAN in the Louisiana Derby while nearly on the lead with some pretty fast fractions. So, naturally, part of you says, well, if you like NEHRO or MUCHO MACHO MAN, why not take a horse that beat both in his last race and has a better price? The speed figs are strong enough: 102-91-92-89-97. I start to get excited. Then I consider the negatives. He WAS beaten by MUCHO MACHO MAN in the Risen Star, and it was so soundly, at 7 1/4 lengths back, that it's hard to give him any benefit for being extremely wide in both turns. There's also a concern about PANTS ON FIRE's layoff, as that Louisiana Derby win came all the way back on March 26. Then there's my real concern: He hasn't really passed horses since his first-ever race. If you look at his first call position (after two furlongs in sprints – less than a mile – and four furlongs in routes – more than a mile) to his finishing position in each of his eight races, it's a bit sobering: the first race, he moved up from 7th to 2nd. Second: 4th to 4th. Third: 1st to 1st. Then 1st to 2nd, 1st to 3rd, 1st to 2nd, 7th to 6th, and 2nd to 1st. In other words, he just doesn’t pass other horses late in races. He does his best early and then holds on. So, realistically, we know this colt is going to have to be on or almost on the lead for 1 1/4 miles to win -- and he hasn't run for quite a while, so it would seem he might not be as sharp as a horse that ran more recently. And in a race with pace like this one figures to have, not being quite as sharp as perhaps he could be and then trying to run on the lead just seems nearly impossible. Finally, he's also not as well-bred as many others in the field, and it's just really hard to envision PANTS ON FIRE getting the race he needs to win. Women should note that the jockey for PANTS ON FIRE is a female. A woman has never won the Kentucky Derby, but they also rarely get a chance to ride -- Rosie Napravnik is just the sixth female jockey to ever get a Derby mount and the first since 2003. It should also be noted that the best finish by a female jockey in six starts to date (Julie Krone had two mounts) is 11th. That said, my second biggest problem with this horse is the fact that he has a female jockey, and it has nothing to do with sexism. Rather, it’s because I would expect your average female fan to find out that there's a woman jockey and say, "Hey, there's a girl in this race? Let's bet on her!" It happens with fillies in the race every year, and a jockey will likely be much the same. Combined with the apparent inability to pass horses, this might not be great value.

8. Dialed In (4-1/4-1): This horse has done nothing wrong, and yet has proven nearly nothing. His best speed figures of 101 and 104 are among the best in the field, but with just four races under his belt, there are plenty of questions. He beat a few good horses in winning the Florida Derby (SOLDAT, TO HONOR AND SERVE and SHACKLEFORD), but the race absolutely couldn't have set up better for him. DIALED IN is a closer that will be well back early and needs a quick early pace to run into, so he does at least have that going for him. In four lifetime starts -- three at a mile or longer -- he has won three, with the lone loss coming on March 6 at 1 1/8. The difference between that race and his three wins? The early splits. In the three wins, the pace after half a mile was 45.4 seconds, 46.2 and 46.2. In the loss, which came against much lesser competition, the pace after half a mile was 49.4 seconds. As previously stated, I think this race will have a pretty blistering early pace, so the fractions will almost certainly be closer to 46 than 49. However, even with fast early fractions (half mile in 46.2), DIALED IN was barely able to overtake front running longshot SHACKLEFORD in the Florida Derby win. I like SHACKLEFORD a lot and Gulfstream Park (where the Florida Derby is contested) favors frontrunners, but that makes you wonder just how good DIALED IN actually is. They say you can't fault a horse for winning, but that doesn't mean you have to bet on an overbet favorite. I might use DIALED IN on the bottom of some exotics, but there’s too much traffic to negotiate in the Derby to play a closer at this price.

9. Derby Kitten (52-1/30-1): Considering that this horse only got into the field with the defection of TOBY’S CORNER, a horse that would have been a fairly legit contender but was withdrawn with an injury, it's hard to give him DERBY KITTEN much consideration. DERBY KITTEN’s lone career race on real dirt resulted in a speed fig of 68 and a seventh-place finish. This looks like a potentially decent turf horse, and his win on the fake stuff in the Lexington on April 23 serves to bolster that theory. The one good thing I can say about this horse is that he shouldn't have a problem with the distance. That's all.

10. Twinspired (52-1/30-1): Since we decided we’re throwing out the Blue Grass (see BRILLIANT SPEED) TWINSPIRED’s other best speed figure is among the worst “bests” in the field at 90 … and even that was on the fake stuff. His lone dirt start came against pretty weak competition back in December, and he posted a speed fig of 80 while finishing eighth. As for the Blue Grass, you do have to say that he lost it in fairly impressive rallying fashion … but whatever. It was just a joke 100 times over. And-considering that it was TWINSPIRED’s best performance – his other was a well-beaten third place finish in the Spiral Stakes, where he was bested by Animal Kingdom and Decisive Moment – you can’t hang your hat on the Blue Grass at all. This is another one that should like the distance better than many of the other horses in the field, but it’s asking way too much to think Twinspired could win. Forget about it.

11. Master of Hounds (14-1/30-1): Certainly the hardest read in the field, as past performances tell us little to nothing in the first place -- he's a shipper from England, so the usual data about splits and positions is not on the past performance sheets -- and even less about this horse's ability to handle dirt, as he's never run on the real stuff. His only non-turf start was actually quite impressive: a second-place finish in the UAE Derby, which is run at 1 3/16 miles and contested over the Tapeta surface in Dubai. The tough thing with this horse is that he has TONS of class in his bloodlines, so there's something to be considered here. Normally, a Euro shipper can be pretty much summarily tossed – no Euro invader has ever won the Derby – but he’s pretty easily the classiest horse in the field. Additionally, we CAN tell from the notes that he will likely be placed anywhere from 3rd to 8th or so, which I still do believe is theoretically the best spot to be in the Derby (I prefer mid-pack to way back because of the myriad traffic issues in this race). So these are all positive things. In watching the UAE Derby, though, it becomes obvious that it was run completely differently than the Kentucky Derby will be. The first quarter was run in TWENTY SIX seconds! Truly slow. You can't entirely discount his second-place finish, but he was basically jogging around out there in a forwardly-placed position in third, about a length off the lead. It set up perfectly for him. So it's not quite as impressive as it would be at first glance. Additionally, this is a horse with just one win in seven starts. In his lone U.S. start to date, the BC Juvenile Turf last November, he was sixth, beaten by SOLDAT on a surface that he really SHOULD be better on. At 14-1, I’ll probably pass. At 30-1 like the morning line indicates? Uh, yes, please.

12. Santiva (32-1/30-1): For the last time: Let's just agree to toss out the Blue Grass as a race that can teach us anything. And if you ignore that ninth-place finish as a favorite, SANTIVA is an interesting horse. He ran a pretty impressive race in finishing second in the Risen Star – and if he hadn't given up so much ground going 4-5 wide in both turns, you can definitely argue that he would have beaten MUCHO MACHO MAN. SANTIVA is pretty well-bred and should love the Derby distance. The biggest concern with this one would be the lack of an eye-popping speed figure, as his best was 96 in the Risen Star. I also have concerns about the light race schedule, but that’s not so unlike many others in this field. Finally, SANTIVA has shown the ability to rate (sit back behind other speed horses rather than just go all out early trying to beat them), and he also showed early speed and the ability to carry it through 1 1/16 in the Jockey Club at Churchill last November. I love that versatility in this race. Ultimately, the only race I really care to draw any conclusions from is the Risen Star. And given that long route he took around both turns, I would posit that SANTIVA is around the same level as MUCHO MACHO MAN, a horse you’ll read more about in a minute. MUCHO MACHO MAN is in the 12-1 to 14-1 range. At 20-1 or better, SANTIVA is worth a look.

13. Mucho Macho Man (14-1/12-1): This horse is tough to figure for a few reasons. MUCHO MACHO MAN has only two wins in eight starts despite not always facing the greatest competition, and he has already been beaten by PANTS ON FIRE, NEHRO and DIALED IN. On the surface, it's hard to envision that third win coming against the Derby field. I’m not terribly impressed with his breeding and I don't think the distance is his forte. Finally, this is the youngest horse in the field. All horses age another year on January 1 – so even if a horse is born in the summer or fall, they turn 1 year old at the New Year. Because of that, most Derby horses are foaled early in the year, or at least spring. This one is a June colt. Even a non-fan could look at MUCHO MACHO MAN next to some of the other horses here and notice that he looks young and a bit undeveloped physically. That said, the speed figs have been consistently good since last November -- 97-101-98-97-96 -- and he's a near-the-lead-but-not-on-it type that figures to do well here. In all of his starts in 2011, the PP comments indicate at least mildly troubled trips: "Bumped hard chute" "3-4 w2nd trn" "3w turns." That makes me interested. I like horses that have experienced some trouble but still performed well. And yet … in his two wins, he was within a length and a half of the lead the entire race. That’s going to be too close in this race. Can he rate and come from 5-8 lengths back? I’m not betting on it unless I can get 20-1 or higher. That said, if MUCHO MACHO MAN does happen to win the Derby, look out -- he's only going to mature and get better.

14. Shackleford (12-1/12-1): Argh. 12-1?!?!? Even just last week, the “predicted” morning line for SHACKLEFORD was 40-1. I LOVED that idea. At 12-1, my whole approach to writing this horse up has changed. In his first actual dirt start, he broke his maiden at Churchill last fall with a speed fig of 93 at 25/1. After winning an allowance race at 1 1/8 miles in his first start of the year off the layoff (speed fig 94), SHACKLEFORD didn't get much respect in the Fountain of Youth (he was sent off at 17-1) and eventually finished 5th in a race that Soldat won. SHACKLEFORD only turned in a speed fig of 77 there after running a very pedestrian race. In the Florida Derby, he impressed the hell out of me, though. At 68-1, he ran a ridiculously great race on the lead and was only narrowly beat by DIALED IN at the wire. The fractions were quite honest in that race, too -- 23.3 for the quarter and 46.35 for the half -- and yet he just kept pushing on and put away other competitors at the top of the stretch. He should love this distance. He has looked amazing in his tune-up workouts for the Derby. On the other hand, Gulfstream was a frontrunner’s paradise and that Florida Derby performance may be more of an indictment of DIALED IN than anything. He was sent off at 68-1 in his last race against overall competition much worse than this. The betting public is often wrong, but THIS wrong? I don’t think so. I need at least 25-1 and I’m praying that I get it.

15. Midnight Interlude (8-1/10-1): I'm pretty sure that all of the California runners are frauds this year, and MIDNIGHT INTERLUDE was 11-1 in the Santa Anita Derby before winning it by beating COMMA TO THE TOP in somewhat hilarious fashion – COMMA TO THE TOP was basically falling all over himself trying to get to the line, and MIDNIGHT INTERLUDE almost ran him over from behind before being sharply corrected mid-stretch and nosing him out. The speed figs are OK at 83-93-92-98, but that first race came on January 11, and I have to wonder if this horse couldn't use a break at this point. In any event, expecting Midnight Interlude to ship across the U.S. and beat far better horses than he's ever faced at less than 10-1 is silly. (I will now guarantee that this horse wins after I totally dismissed him.)

16. Animal Kingdom (25-1/30-1): One of the most lightly raced horses in the field with only four career starts, ANIMAL KINGDOM appears to be quite well-bred, and the speed figs are strong at 70-93-96-97. I like that show of steady improvement, and he is coming off a win at 1 1/8 miles in the Spiral. So why is he here at 25-1? Well, three of the four starts -- and all of the 90+ speed fig starts -- came on polytrack or turf. That's a definite concern and question mark, but he did handle the dirt well in a 6 furlong work last Saturday in 1:13. His running style seems to fit the preferred profile, as he has been 10th, 2nd, 4th and 7th at the first call in his starts before rallying for 2nd, 1st, 2nd and 1st. He also looked extremely visually impressive in winning the Spiral, where he defeated TWINSPIRED and DECISIVE MOMENT. But if you’ve been paying attention, you already know that's the problem: beating those two doesn’t say much, and those are the best that ANIMAL KINGDOM has faced. So even if you’re comfortable declaring that he's obviously better than those two, it's a long leap to say that this apparent turf horse can win this race. Then again, the competition is not exactly stout this year, and the same legitimate questions apply to MASTER OF HOUNDS. As with MASTER OF HOUNDS, 30-1 with this horse is a yes, please.

17. Soldat (14-1/12-1): If I could make just one bet in this race, it would be on SOLDAT. After one bad race after he washed out (got extremely hot and sweaty) pre-race as the favorite in the Florida Derby (over DIALED IN, by the way), SOLDAT is up here at 12-1 or 14-1? I love it! So that I don’t get too over-exuberant, I should note that SOLDAT didn't have much of an excuse for his fifth-place finish in the race itself. He had no problems with the trip, had room to run at the top of the stretch ... and just didn't. So, that's a concern, but all indications are that this horse LOVES the cooler weather in Kentucky and looks like a million bucks. My other semi-concern with SOLDAT, once again, is that this may actually be a horse that’s better on turf! He ran second to PLUCK in the BC Juvenile Turf last year. The fact is, though, that SOLDAT has proven himself on dirt. He was favored in each of his last three races, and went on to win two of them with extremely impressive speed figs of 104 and 108. In eight career starts, he has three wins and four seconds. All that said, I do have one major worry: those two huge speed figs came in front running efforts, and he hasn’t shown the ability to pass horses late on dirt. And I don’t want anything to do with frontrunners in this race. The real question is this: If SOLDAT is cool on Derby day, can he sit fifth like he did in the Florida Derby, but this time explode home when he’s called upon? That remains a pretty big question, but sometimes you just have a hunch. I don’t love the post position, especially if Uncle Mo gets the jump on him and gets in front of him, but I don’t think there’s a horse in the field that has proven more in his three-year-old season to date than SOLDAT. That’s a risk I’m willing to take at 12-1.

UPDATE 5/6: UNCLE MO HAS BEEN SCRATCHED (See end of post for details)! 18. Uncle Mo (5-1/9-2): There is now some doubt whether UNCLE MO will even make the start on Saturday, adding to the intrigue with this horse. Last fall, he looked like the next great horse. UNCLE MO won every race he ran last year (he ran three), including the Breeders Cup Juvenile, by at least four lengths (including his maiden by 14 lengths). Then, he debuted in 2011 with another comfortable win, although it was only by 3 3/4 lengths. And then came his collapse as a 1-10 favorite in the Wood Memorial. Later, it came out that he had an infection -- at least according to his connections. So, is he SECRETARIAT or just a horse that everyone else caught up to? His speed figures went from 110-102-110 in his sophomore year to 95-96 this year. Was he sick in the Wood? Maybe, maybe not. Does he have the highest ceiling in this field? Probably. If he can give his best (accusations of pin firing this horse and medications are swirling like crazy), he should win. That’s something you can’t discount, and his last workout at Churchill Downs was outstandingly good. The issues are that we don’t know if he can give his best. Despite the big speed figs at more than a mile last year, 1 1/16 is a whole different game than 1 1/4 in horse racing, and UNCLE MO isn’t bred for this distance. Additionally, even if he can make the distance, he’s either been on the lead at the first call or in second in every race he’s ever ran. Can he battle with COMMA TO THE TOP and DECISIVE MOMENT and SHACKLEFORD, put them away, and still have enough left in the tank to hold off DIALED IN and NEHRO? That’s a darn tough sell at 5-1 with the distance and health questions. There’s a part of me that is screaming that this horse could absolutely destroy this field. And he could. But I have too many questions to bet this horse at single digits.

19. Nehro (14-1/6-1): People are in love with this horse, and I just don't see it. NEHRO didn't run at all until December, and then finished fourth and tenth in his first two starts. He finally won his third start before closing like a freight train in his past two starts to finish second by a neck both times. But that's just it -- SECOND. His speed figures have been 80-57-88-96-99. So, sure, you see the improvement. I suppose you could argue that if he keeps improving, he’ll run in the 105 range and be right there. He is fairly well-bred and should like the distance, and it’s easy to see why folks think he’ll only get better with more room to run. But that usually doesn’t happen in the Derby. I used to be smitten by horses like these -- the TIAGO's and PYRO's of the world that came with tremendous runs late from deep in the pack -- but there's so much traffic in the Derby that it's really asking a lot for a deep closer to get there. ICE BOX closed like no other in last year's Derby and just ran out of time. NEHRO can hit the board, for sure, but he'd have to get awfully lucky to get the win.

20. Watch Me Go (102-1/50-1): Last May 22, this horse put up a 100 speed fig in its first start and appeared like it might be one to watch. Instead, it's a performance that simply hasn't been matched. Since that maiden win, WATCH ME GO has three wins in nine starts, with the most impressive coming in the Tampa Bay Derby at odds of nearly 44-1. That race at 1 1/16 aside, though, this looks like a sprint horse to me. Every other win came at 6 1/2 furlongs or less, and a fading sixth place finish at 1 1/8 in the Illinois Derby, hardly a hotbed for Derby talent in the first place, seems to bolster that view. Finally, much like Twice the Appeal, Watch Me Go is making a big class jump. I'm pretty comfortable tossing this one out.

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Whether you’re still with me or just skipped ahead, I appreciate it. So where does this all leave us? Let’s break this down by where I expect certain horses to be at the first call of the race:

PACE SETTERS: COMMA TO THE TOP, DECISIVE MOMENT, SHACKLEFORD

SECOND TIER: UNCLE MO, SOLDAT, PANTS ON FIRE

THIRD TIER: MUCHO MACHO MAN, MIDNIGHT INTERLUDE, SANTIVA, MASTER OF HOUNDS, STAY THIRSTY

FOURTH TIER: WATCH ME GO, ANIMAL KINGDOM, TWICE THE APPEAL, ARCHARCHARCH

WELL BACK: TWINSPIRED, BRILLIANT SPEED, DERBY KITTEN, DIALED IN, NEHRO

It’s tough because many of the horses in that second and third tier could be sent forward based on past failures to rate. Or they could be held back because everyone knows COMMA TO THE TOP and DECISIVE MOMENT are just cheap speed in this race. Frankly, I think it’s suicide for horses to get involved in that early duel, and I think most of the connections realize this.

As the field hits the final turn and things start to happen, I expect COMMA TO THE TOP and DECISIVE MOMENT to make fairly quick exits, with SHACKLEFORD getting tackled by UNCLE MO and SOLDAT. PANTS ON FIRE won’t be much of a match as MUCHO MACHO MAN, SANTIVA, MASTER OF HOUNDS and STAY THIRSTY begin to roll.

Somewhere along the way as some of these early pacesetters fall back like they’re dying, one or more of that fourth tier or the closers is going to be forced to check and ruin their momentum. In that moment, their race will be lost.

SHACKLEFORD gets overtaken by UNCLE MO and SOLDAT midway through the turn and begins his own descent back in the field.

At the top of the stretch, I expect UNCLE MO, SOLDAT, SANTIVA and MUCHO MACHO MAN to be the clear contenders heading the field with ANIMAL KINGDOM and ARCHARCHARCH looking like the main threats to run them down from behind.

As he did in the Wood Memorial, UNCLE MO will be asked for more and come up empty. MUCHO MACHO MAN will continue to run hard but lack that extra kick. SANTIVA will soldier on for home with vigor, but SOLDAT will begin to pull away.

ARCHARCHARCH will run past a few of the fading horses but lack the full closing ability to make up the gap. ANIMAL KINGDOM will be closing furiously, but SOLDAT will stay on as the wire draws near.

I’m truly assuming that either DIALED IN or NEHRO, or both, will run into serious traffic issues. That said, the early pace should set up well for them and I think they can certainly make it interesting late with a huge late run, a la ICE BOX last year.

With a looping run, DIALED IN or NEHRO will enter the picture on the outside and threaten late, but it’s SOLDAT holding off one of that duo and ANIMAL KINGDOM to win the Kentucky Derby.

At least that's how I roughly expect it to play out. Last year, I was pretty close to spot on with Noble's Promise striking the front as the field turned for home ... only he hung as Super Saver rolled by him on the inside. So close.

Anyway, taking ALL of the above into account, my HOTLY ANTICIPATED picks are:

Currently worthy of win bets:
SANTIVA
ANIMAL KINGDOM
SOLDAT

Close to worthy:
MASTER OF HOUNDS
STAY THIRSTY

I’ll consider these if prices change significantly:
PANTS ON FIRE
MUCHO MACHO MAN
ARCHARCHARCH
TWICE THE APPEAL
SHACKLEFORD
UNCLE MO

Horses I won’t bet under any circumstances:
WATCH ME GO
NEHRO
DIALED IN
MIDNIGHT INTERLUDE
TWINSPIRED
DERBY KITTEN
BRILLIANT SPEED
DECISIVE MOMENT
COMMA TO THE TOP

I don't much get into the idea of exotics in a 20-horse race, but for the hell of it, my superfecta is SOLDAT-ANIMAL KINGDOM-DIALED IN-ARCHARCHARCH.

And after writing more than 7,100 words and filling 13 pages of a Word document, that's all I've got. I have bestowed every bit of my useless insight unto you. You can now regale other people who don't care about horse racing with your newfound knowledge.

If you're betting on the race, good luck. If you're betting on any of my selections, you'll need even more luck.

Finally, remember: Derby Day is the best day of the year. Live it up!

UPDATE 5/6: UNCLE MO has officially scratched. That's actually kind of too bad, as he was certain to attract plenty of money just for being the biggest name in the Derby. On the other hand, that's one less big question mark we have to deal with. I like SOLDAT even more now, however. As I mentioned, I felt he was the most talented colt in the field other than UNCLE MO. The health question that hung over UNCLE MO made me a bit hesitant: If he was healthy and at his best, he could take down SOLDAT. Now, I think if SOLDAT gets his trip, he's the best colt here.


UPDATE 5/7: The forecast is for scattered showers throughout the day at Churchill Downs, but Track Superintendent Butch Lehr says that he should be able to keep the track labeled FAST if the predicted amount of precipitation is what actually falls. I love SOLDAT regardless, but some would argue he's only deserving of an upgrade if the track comes up sloppy.

The other thing of note is that the odds are unbelievably nutty. TWICE THE APPEAL is at 9-1 currently. PANTS ON FIRE is at 7-1. I sort of liked PANTS ON FIRE at 15-1 or 20-1, but my goodness. Hilarious. Now at 22-1, I'll likely take a shot on SHACKLEFORD.

SANTIVA remains juicy at 32-1 and SOLDAT is currently at 14-1. ANIMAL KINGDOM, unfortunately, has been bet down a bit to 20-1.

Those are my final four, though: SOLDAT, SANTIVA, ANIMAL KINGDOM and SHACKLEFORD.

The bets on SANTIVA, ANIMAL KINGDOM and SHACKLEFORD will be relatively small.

In a 20-horse field, nothing is a sure thing. Far from it. But I just love SOLDAT. Yeah, he might not win. He might not even come close. But I feel really good about this one. In year's past, I've ended up with a good bit of action in the Derby based on matchups, exactas, trifectas, etc. This year, I'm skipping all of that. It all goes to SOLDAT.